for a 26' fuckoffutist revolution, start with fuckingoff stranger things'

What about a fuckoffutism society, where loitering around is a socially acceptable use of your time, where you can just show up at the door of your friends without calling before, where taking your time, using a non-electric toothbrush, walking 10 minutes more instead of producing more traffic, where you read instead of Netflixing, where la dolce vita still has some dolce in it? What about you? My goal is to chill—I’m a fuckoffutist! So happy Fuckoff '26!I plan to change my career into the guy who tears the tickets at the cinema entrance, or the conductor of the kids' train through the mall… or maybe one of those product-stacking jobs at Walmart! Or some cat-caring handyman! Long live senseless, useless jobs where you use your hands but not your neurons!And fuck off, stranger things! I willingly deprive myself of this! Just because!