Big Daddy is a Martian too!
Talk nice! Shut up! A Satirical Allegory
Big Daddy is a Martian too!
Talk nice! Shut up!
A Satirical Allegory
The Martians are killing Venusian children!
False! This is a label that suggests they are doing it on purpose. They are actually defending themselves from children!
Talk nice!
Shut up!
The Venusian fighters are defending their land and families!
False! The Venusian fighters are terrorists! Because only our honorable Martian soldiers have the right to defend their families!
Talk nice!
Shut up!
The Venusian population is subjected to a holocaust!
False! The term holocaust is only to be used for Martians. It is a trademark term only to be used to describe what happened to the Martians, exclusivity of all words related to a people’s suffering. The Venusians should find another term in the dictionary; never use the term holocaust for the Venusians in order that Martians do not feel insulted or take it as an insult by suggesting that Venusians have similar griefs, dignity and rights, but actually all the terms are unfit for Venusians, reserved for Martian suffering only. Suffering is reserved for Martians only!
(Note about the word “holocaust”: holocaust (from Greek holokauston: holos “whole” + kaustos “burned”) referred to a sacrificial offering that was completely consumed by fire. holocaust can refer to any widespread destruction or mass slaughter of human life, typically by fire or catastrophic means. Examples include:
The atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki (sometimes called “nuclear holocaust”)
The firebombing of Dresden
Large-scale massacres in various historical contexts)
Other terms and expressions with exclusive use for Martians:
never again
have the right to defend itself
do you condemn?
Geographic exclusivity:
from the crater to the ditch
The Martians have a country, the Venusians have a strip, a territory, a cage, maximum “a village” or a tent-camp, a no man’s land. From the crater to the ditch, all land is Martian land.
Exclusive terms vs. terms to be used for Venusians:
army vs. terror groups / factions — fighter vs. terrorist — government vs. regime — allies vs. proxy
Martians are Martians but Venusians are not Venusians, they are Mercurians and should go back to Mercury.
Talk nice!
Shut up!
Venusians are innocents and have dignity!
False! No Venusian is innocent, not a woman, not an old man, not a child, they are all terrorists and have no dignity. Innocence and dignity are only for Martians!
Talk nice!
Shut up!
ANYTHING that you can say about Martians is forbidden.
NNLW, aka “Null-Name Lesser Weakling” is the name of the Venusians and those alike…aka every other planet dweller! Don’t mention it! …otherwise…the long arm of the law, our mondial law, will swiftly send a policeman to your door, or call your boss to fire you, or have a tax audit out of the blue from one of our friends, or cut your funds, or an affidavit to present yourself at the tribunal… so you shut up with a legal punch on your mouth…
Don’t dare to look into Martian eyes! They are nobility! Don’t dare to touch them with a salute! You might contaminate them with your unpureness! Keep your head down, submissive as a NNLW was born, look at your feet when a Martian passes by. Try not to breathe their air, because all is their property: Venusian land, actually any land, the sea, the air, the light, the graces of the heavens—only they are loved by Big Daddy! Big daddy is a Martian too!
ALL! Do you understand? ALL belongs to the Martians! The universe belongs to the Martians! The penta-quatralions of stars and planets of the universe are all Theirs! Theirs! Theirs! Theirs!
In the shadow, the Martian looks at the stars of the night and says: “My preciouses!”
Talk nice!
Shut up!
You’re a NNLW!
A nobody!